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aizawasthot · 4 years ago

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Aizawa's crush (the reader) walks in on Aizawa masturbating? 😳 Maybe include him thinking bout the reader and saying their name if you want ;p (I was also wondering if it could end with a smutty smutsmut? If that's too much, I'm fine with just the masturbating part uwu)

after hours | aizawa s.

✦pairing: aizawa x fem!reader

✦warnings: 18+, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it folks), creampie, dirty talk, kitten kink, zawa calls you lewd, needy reader

✦note: uhhh this is my first smut?????? I know it ain’t much,,, but it’s honest work. but honestly this took too long to post bc im not confident on my smut skills but here u go

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All you wanted to do was go home after what felt like the most stressful day in your life. It was moving day for the students and you had to fill in paperwork for the day. The day felt so long and exhausting that all you could think off was going home and going straight to bed.

That was until you realized you left your phone— of all things— in your office. Rushing back into the building, you go into your office door and quickly grab your phone from your desk. As you’re about to leave, you hear a quiet whimper from the office next to you— Aizawa’s office. Your curiosity gets the best of you, deciding to check on him to see if he’s alright.

The sight that greets you is heavenly.

Aizawa’s door was slightly ajar, his dimly lit office showing through at the small crack. His head was facing the ceiling with his eyes clenched shut, his Adam's apple bobs as he swallows dryly. His dress shirt was untucked, a few buttons undone, showing just enough of his skin to get you hot. The light from his desk lamp hitting his toned chest just right, covered in a sheen of sweat. Your eyes travel down, his pants unzipped and lowered just around his thighs— fuck. Aizawa’s hands were on his member, stroking at a painfully slow pace, the head of his cock was red and dripping with pre-cum, glistening under the dim light—

“Fuck, Y/N,” he grunts, a little louder this time, his voice raspy. “Shit, oh yeah baby, please— fuck.” He bucks his hips up, you feel your cunt throb at the sight of him pleading, thinking of you as he ruts into his hand.

You couldn’t stop yourself as a small whimper left your throat— shit.

His head whipped in your direction, eyes snapping open as he stares at you, mouth open.

Oh no.

“I’m— I didn’t mean to— I just wanted to check on you, I’m sorry!” you blurt out, face reddening as you turn to look away. “I thought you were hurt, I didn’t mean to…. watch… Anyway, ha yeah I think you look… fine. Have a good night, sorry again—“ You try to turn and leave but he was faster than you, his hand already grabbing your wrist as he leads you into his office. You’re about to have a goddamn heart attack and it’s because he’s so fucking fine.

“Were you enjoying the show, princess?” Aizawa purred, gesturing for you to sit on his desk while he sits across from you on his chair.

“M-maybe,” you breathe out, not caring that you were obviously eye-fucking him at this point. He looked captivating, erotic, beautiful.

“Did you like it?” He moves his hands, gently caressing your thigh through your skirt as he massages your thigh; calloused hands moving tenderly, moving closer and closer to your heat.

A small moan was your answer. He chuckles, still gently pressing his hands on you; a finger unexpectedly brushing against your panties. “Use your words, baby. I want to hear you,” he breathes out behind your ear. He presses a kiss against the sensitive skin and he dips his head lower, nipping on your neck. “Cat got your tongue?” He smirks against your skin, his hands now moving to untuck your shirt, fingers fumbling with the buttons. Aizawa continues his assault on your skin, moving lower to the junction of your neck and shoulder, taking his sweet time sucking and licking, which would definitely leave marks.

“Ai— ah, Aizawa,” you moan softly. You felt lightheaded; it felt too hot and he was too close and it’s all too much. It was no secret that you liked Aizawa, even your students seem to notice. You certainly wanted this. You didn’t exactly dislike what’s happening, in fact you’ve taken a little more than a liking to Aizawa, but this— it’s all too overwhelming and too fast. Still, you wanted more, more of him.

“What, baby? Want me to stop?” Aizawa whispers, his hands going under your shirt as he places them at your hips, gently squeezing. Your body shudders under his heavy gaze; taking in how beautiful you looked, appreciating every dip and curve.

“No— oh god, please no,” you whimper. Realizing that your hands have been idle the whole time, you let them wander his exposed chest; he was too covered, you thought, and you start to unbutton the rest, sliding the shirt completely off. “God, you’re beautiful,” you breathe out, your own eyes taking him in; all muscle and angles, glowing in the dim light.

“That’s all you,” he chuckles, mirroring your movements as he helps you out of your shirt. His hands travel to your covered chest, letting his fingers wander at the edge of your bra, teasing. This little shit, you thought, arching your back while he continues to remove your bra at a maddeningly slow pace, clearly having too much fun watching you squirm.

“I swear, Aizawa— fuck, stop teasing,” you pant, gripping his neck as he kisses between your breasts; you can feel just the slightest press of his lips, that fucking tease. You can feel his smirk, his hands moving up to your breasts as he massages them; his thumbs brushing against your hardening nipples. Oh, that felt good.

“Patience, babe,” he orders under his breath, moving up to give you a kiss. Tender lips capturing your own as he kisses you so gentle you feel like you’re going to faint— and then something in him snapped; suddenly he’s kissing you harder, his tongue swiping on your bottom lip as if asking for permission. His hands are exploring your body; on your breasts, fondling and kneading, moving to grab on your ass, Aizawa grinding your clothed cunt on his crotch that got you so wet.

“A-Aizawa I need more,” you break the kiss, panting. You could feel the mess in your panties as Aizawa chuckles, seeing the need in your eyes. He lays you down on his desk, pushing up your skirt as he did so. He starts to trail kisses on your legs up to your inner thigh, he’s so damn close you could feel his breath on your covered cunt.

“Fuck, you’re so wet. Is this all for me, huh? You enjoy watching me get off at the thought of you?” He taunts, a smirk adorns his face as he removes your panties, taking a second to admire just how excited you were for him. “What a beautiful cunt,” he says, looking up to stare at your needy, desperate eyes.

“Please, Aizawa. I need you,” you whine, bucking your hips up. You were getting wetter by the second— you needed him.

“Don’t worry, babe, I’ve got you,” he coos, moving closer to your heat, so close you could almost feel him. He licks a stripe up your cunt and you almost came right there and then. His tongue assaults your cunt mercilessly, lapping up your essence like a starved man; his mouth sucking on your clit so damn good you feel like you’re about to pass out.

“Aihhh- Aizawa, fuck,” you moan, hands landing on his head to push your cunt closer to his face, relishing on how fucking perfect he makes you feel. You feel him smirk against you as he complies and pulls you closer to him. Jesus fuck, this man is driving you crazy.

“Who knew this kitten was so lewd?” AIzawa pulls away for a second, making sure to let you see him licking your juices off his lips. “Such a good kitten,” he says lowly, his index finger teasing your entrance.

“Please,” you whine, writhing on the table, desperate for more, desperate for him. He chuckles, giving in and pushing his finger into you. He pumps his finger slowly, watching you sigh in relief to get what you wanted.

“You’re so warm and tight, kitten. So excited for me,” he mumbles, his mouth latching onto your pussy again, licking and sucking on your bud, sending tingles up your spine. Your eyes roll as his movements become more erratic, he adds another finger in your cunt and curls them, hitting that sweet spot. He keeps at it, lapping up your juices and fucking you with his fingers, making you moan louder and louder.

“Aizawa… ngh,” you whine, feeling yourself come closer to the edge.

“Shouta,” he mumbles against your clit, “Call me Shouta.” His tongue continues to circle on your clit, eating you out like a starved man. The pleasure was too much, and you knew you weren’t going to last.

“Shouta, I’m— ohh, I’m going to c-cum,” you moan fingers deep in his hair as you chase your high. Every little flick of his tongue was sending you, every centimeter that his hand moves makes you shiver in pleasure.

Aizawa chuckles against your cunt, sending another wave of pleasure. “I’ve got you, yeah? Cum on my fingers babe, let it go,” he mumbles. His fingers and tongue not stopping for a second until you saw white.

“F-fuck! I’m coming, Shou— ahhh don’tstopdon’tstopdon’tstop,” you chant through broken breaths, your whole body shaking from all the pleasure and stimulation.

“You look fuckin’ hot cumming on my fingers, kitten,” he whispers, making sure to show you how he sucks on his fingers, lapping up your essence. “Now you’re nice and ready for me,” he smirks, flipping you around and bending you over the desk, one of his hands cupping your breast while the other lovingly strokes your ass.

“Fuck, Shouta I need you,” you whine, pushing your ass up and grinding it on his crotch, letting your juices spread on his hard cock. “Need you so bad,” you murmur. Jesus fuck you were so damn hot for him.

“Mmm, so damn wet,” he hums, gripping your hips as he turns you around on the desk; ass up, face down. “So fuckin’ hot,” he bends down, softly kissing the spot behind your ear as he slowly rolls his hips against your cunt.

“Shouta,” you moan, pushing against him. “I need you, please,” you almost cry out, shivering with how sensitive you still were from your recent high.

“So impatient,” he says, stroking his cock. “What do you want, kitten?”

“I need you, Shou,” you whine, craving to feel his dick inside you. “Need you to fuck me, fuck me so hard that I forget my own name, fuck me so deep I lose—“ you gasp, Aizawa pushing his cock inside you before you could finish “—my minddd~.”

“Such a dirty, dirty mouth,” he tuts, gripping your hips as he pulls out and slams harder into you.

“Only for you~,” you tease as you arch your back, slowly losing your mind at how big he feels inside you. “Jesus, fuck, you’re so big,” you moan out, gripping the edge of the table.

“Fuck, kitten,” he breathes out, hands on your hips; his pace not slowing down. “You’re so fucking tight, shit— your pussy is sucking me in,” Aizawa was going crazy, his head spinning at just how perfect you felt.

With his comment, you felt compelled to clench around his length. “So good,” you whine, pleasure building back up again as he ruts into you. “Faster,” you command, trying to meet his thrusts, eager to chase your high.

“You, shit— close?” Aizawa groans, ignoring you and doing the exact opposite of what you wanted, his pace slowing only to pull out of you completely to flip you around; your eyes meet and you notice the longing and appreciative way his eyes rake over you, taking in every inch of your body, burning the image on his brain. “Need to see your face as you cum around my dick,” he hums, not wasting any more time as he thrusts back into you. His pace was unrelenting as he fucked you on the desk, and you could feel yourself getting closer and closer.

“I’m gonna cum, Shouta,” you whimper, nails raking down his back. Shouta thrusts deeper into you and captures your lips in a bruising kiss as you reach your climax. You clench around his cock, and that was what tipped him over the edge, groaning as he came inside you. You bit into the meat of his shoulder, your body convulsing from the pleasure tingling all over your body.

“Fuck,” he breathes out as he pulls out, watching his cum drip out of your pussy. He props you up and carries you as he sits on his chair, letting you straddle him. “You’re gonna fuckin’ kill me, kitten,” he chuckles, leaning on the chair.

You hum in response, nuzzling into his chest, feeling more than content to stay like this forever. “We should get cleaned up,” you murmur, fingers finding their way into his hair, scratching his scalp gently.

“My place is near,” he says, smirking. “You up for another round?”

Screw sleeping, this was way better.

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mallowstep · 3 years ago

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Primrose AU Leopard AU

Prim's injuries are a bit like Cinderpelt's, except it just her left paw. She can walk on it, but what's left of it is just the large pad. Tigerstar took her toes alongside her claws. Basically, he bit them off completely, while making Misty, Feather, and Blackclaw watch. He decided to be 'generous,' and leave her dew claw on that foot, but it's Basically just the skin pad is left. (A stump, if you will.) She usually walks on three legs, but if it's rough terrain like the mountains, she uses it to keep her steady. Misty, Feather, Storm, and Stone keep her in the middle of traveling clans after Smokepaw falls. It also gets infected often, causing Moth to worry extensively during the journey, especially as the herbs they brought become low. Stormheart, Frogheart, And Feather particularly worry about Prim, and keep their eyes out for cobwebs or large leaves or moss Moth can use to cover Prim's paw during the journey. Misty usually grooms this paw, as it physically hurts Prim and causes light bleeding. If Misty is busy, Feather will groom the paw. Before the journey, and at the lake, Moth will give Prim a poppy seed before said grooming to keep the pain light, as without she will yowl with pain.

OoO

okay so me being me and knowing entirely Too much about this stuff -- i don't Think like. i can't. if it's a chronic ulcer i'd be concerned why it isn't healing? because necrosis and ohh i don't know see this is why i considered amputation.

(i also do feel compelled to comment that -- i'm not Sure what you mean in comparing her to cinderpelt? my interpretation of cinderpelt's injury is very different than this. but i think i get the idea regardless.)

apologizes if i feel nitpicky with this i'm actually Very excited cat feet and gait is something i studied for ibtwicm so. very excited for it to come up again. i don't think i am/ but like i swear i'm just excited.

so okay, the way cats feet work is -- their largest pad is actually the ball of their foot. let me...

so what's going on here is -- when humans walk, we put our weight on much of our feet. but cats are only walking on their toes. so like, if tigerstar takes off several segments of her digits,

well, this is what i used for dewclaw purposes. but. so a cat paw like -- is all digits? you can feel it in their paws if you. have very patient cats who don't mind you feeling up their toe beans. thank u jasper.

anyway, the segment that a declawing removes is the very foremost section. so it doesn't visibly affect the paw (i don't think?), because it's the part that's retracted, but it still hurts how a cat walks.

so i think -- tigerstar would prob go a bit further back? through the next segment? that would actually make sense because of how paws work and i'm getting lazy so just -- yeah.

i'm not Quite sure how well she'd be able to walk on it, pain aside. the large pad does make contact with the ground, but i imagine for running purposes, it'd be easier with only three? things to consider. either way -- it's an interesting injury. i like it.

again -- i have mixed feelings on lingering open wounds. they tend to mean bad things and. yeaH. so. apologizes but i'm going to go about it a different way. give her -- some kind of scar tissue. and -- it's not like she's putting weight on it, but it's still there. and itchy. she bites at it a lot, causing it to open, which can leave it open to infection.

local medicine cats (affectionately) yell at her for this.

on the Other Hand, feathertail is on a "no poppy seeds" list because uh. if she's not Out Fast from them, she tends to have panic attacks. half awake state no bueno.

primrosefur is not on that list. they definitely try to cover it if they can because -- sometimes having a barrier helps? like you know, if you have a bug bite and you're out of the. fuck. the stuff. that makes it. dammit. we're having a word night folks.

anyway you're out of the stuff, and you're me so you react. very strongly to bug bites. (i'm in Love with the bats who took up residence by my house because i can go outside for once.) i don't want to like. look up photos for this bc they tend to get gross. but me + bug bite = usually abt a quarter size? the width of my thumb? they're very big.

so anyway if you're me and you notice a new bug bite you really really really don't want to aggravate it so you slap a bandaid on that motherfucker and it doesn't stop you but it slows you down.

same idea.

i'm not sure how she deals with it Long Term but -- it's the biggest trouble on the journey because it's the hardest to keep it uninfected.

#primrose au #ask #anon #mine #me getting very into the research again lmao #sorry #i think abt these things often

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loki-the-trikster-god · 4 years ago

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heelow i am clyde

ah yes the constant mood. i should be doing homework rn but u know what i don’t want to so i’m not going to

ugh yes me too. it’s very annoying mostly because i always end up forgetting something. sigh

ohhh. interesting. whack indeed

ahaha yes. darling i bet u would look amazing with red hair can’t wait till u get it dyed :))

also ur clothes are like... so awesome. i’ve said this at least twice but, a pink ombré button up? like bro that’s some fashion sense right there

hmmm. i don’t really like winter but that is mostly bc my winter coat makes me look like an idiot and my parents won’t let me get one i actually like. i like the floofy hats tho. hm. cold weather... i mean it’s fine i just don’t like it when it gets so cold every part of me hurts (and they still make us go out for recess like i know you hate us school but you don’t need to kill us). it actually gets pretty hot here. it’s weird, the summers can get like super melting hot but the winters can get freeze-your-ass-off cold too.

yes very much so agreed. ohh that would be so cool.

caramel popcorn is good. ooh i know that mix you’re taking about! i cant remember what it’s called rn (stupid brain) but yeah it’s really good if you eat them together.

hm wow take advantage of that occasion because it sure as hell doesn’t come often. wow that’s pretty good. 👏applause👏. sigh ikr. i was trying to make mother’s day cards yesterday and all the good crafting supplies are at my moms house it’s annoying. as u said, o well.

i like the way u think. cuddly dragons *hugs dragon*

oof. oh really you can only order mcdonald’s through the app? that’s strange. it’s not that way here, though only the drive throughs are even open so... i don’t think i’ve ever had subway tbh. is it good?

that is really cool. glad you’ve found your “thing”. glee looks interesting, maybe i’ll watch it.

ahaha i love ur motivation to join tumblr lol. that’s awesome. “it’s what the gay kids do” brilliant. i joined tumblr bc i already had pinterest, and i had looked at every single screenshot of a tumblr post ever to be on that site, so i decided to get tumblr and see the originals hehe.

yay thank u for the long response :))

see, i’m just gonna tell u this bc if i tell anyone else they’ll think i’m even more of a freak (it’s ok u can think i’m one too). i had this weird dream last night where we were doing this scavenger hunt thing, idk it made no sense. but at the end of the hunt, there was this kid. he said he knew me but i couldn’t remember for the life of me from where, but he looked familiar. he said his name was aarynn (that’s how i chose to spell it idk) and that he was my friend. so i woke up and i’ve been talking to him in my head ever since? is this a sign of some sort of extreme loneliness? idk what’s happening.

yeah idk i’m sry for projecting this onto u i just don’t know who i can talk to at this point

thanks!! i like it a lot too.

farewell my darling cecil, loki.

until next time!

Hihi!! I am feeling better! I was sick for a day or two but I’m ok now let’s gooo

Shoutout to going to the doctor three times in a weekend uwu

Awww I’m so flattered that you like my fashion sense, I literally dress like All The Transmascs™️ but i think I look good lol!! I mean clearly not all of them cause they all dress different but you know. I went on a hike with another trans guy and we were both wearing Hawaiian shirts it was so good. Did I tell you that already? Maybe lol

Rip yeah I used to hate winter cause my winter jacket was gross and puffy and ugly and I had gross boots and I’m like eewww but then mom took my old stuff and let me wear like Cool Person Clothes™️ and now I like it a lot better. Yeah I also don’t like going outside when it’s really really cold but I like the ambiance and I like being inside and looking at the cold u know and I’ll have fuzzy sweaters and hot chocolate and stuff. Rip, yeah weather do be getting more extreme because of le climate change and stuff

Omg I didn’t know there was a word for the mix of things...... it was just called caramel and cheddar popcorn mix when I bought it lol.

Omg yeah my dad will buy me anything lmaoooooooo he’s very loose with money on account of him being a communist so he doesn’t believe in it.

It’s just the one local McDonald’s but that store is a bitch. Subways pretty nice, sandwiches aren’t my thing but the pizza tastes like your last road trip so that’s that.

Side note, iconic what’s happening to food chains that won’t pay workers better? How they’re all like :,,((( no one will work here?? Fuck them I hope they end lol.

Glee is a basically a soap opera, it’s just a hardcore relatable one if you’re a dramatic bitch like me. I say this cause like. Some people like it because it’s dumb but it’s definitely dumb lmaooo. Wish gay stereotypes could stop being relatable af tho smh

Oh that’s also a really valid reason to join tumblr lol. Yeah my friend is pretty iconic, the one I joined with. And I got my wish, for it is indeed very gay here.

I talk to imaginary people a lot too. Usually I do fictional characters but sometimes I just make people up too. That’s different from this tho. I don’t know what it is, really, but it’s super cool. I want a dream friend. Is it worrying you, or are you just like ok neat? Cause I think brains are super cool and just make things a lot. It could be related to isolation, though, yeah. Brains make stimuli when there aren’t any. Anyways yeah say hi for me ig

You could always talk to me dude I’m cool with it. Nothing you could tell me would be the weirdest thing someone has told me so like *shrug* and also youre my friend so it’s chill

See u next time, bro!!!

#loki stuff #its clyde!

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taeminie · 4 years ago

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it’s admiration hours, my dear sugar blossom! how are you? i hope you’re having a beautiful morning (if im guessing right on this time zone thing) or afternoon, when this message finds you. i apologize that it’s a bit later than i usually respond, i got surprisingly busy today and yesterday and finally made time to sit and reply tonight!

it’s nice to know you prefer tea 🤔 i like coffee too but... i think tea is my favorite as well 😌 do you have any favorite kinds? and i’m glad that things have been better for you lately!! 🌷 ✨ 🤗

omg the thing about the boots is that they’re a classic case of like, they look good on other girls, so do i like them cuz they’re sexy on other women or because i want to wear them... or both? yknow that feeling? so for christmas this year i leaned in and bought them and feel like i’m serving looks on the runway, it’s such a confidence boost! anyway enough about footwear 😂

oh you paint such a pretty picture of your home, it sounds really beautiful! and i think it’s enviable how near you are to the beach, i love the beach! hopefully summer stays at a manageable temperature this year 😅 i can feel the weather here turn toward spring and i’m hoping the same thing- that summer isn’t extremely hot this year 😨 i have big plans to ride my bike a lot more and i can’t do that if it’s 40+ degrees out 😱

oh that’s so sweet, they’re perfect petnames for you too because!! you are such a sweetheart! ah!! and yes, as an aquarius (which explains the theatrics, and the rambling) i’ve poured over these messages to you trying not to sound... insane. you can let me know if it’s worked or not😂 😇

and though it was busy, i did have a really nice day! i got to do some yoga and workout, and cook and watch an interesting travel show with my sister, where the host goes to places that maybe aren’t considered top travel destinations- but he usually finds in the end that they’re all delightful and worth traveling to. it turned out really informative and visually beautiful! it also added a lot of places to my travel list 😂

in closing i wanted to ask- what’s bringing you joy lately? what things/people/etc are brightening your days? 🤗

hi love!!! i’m sorry it’s been so long and i replied so late i saw this lovely message and didn’t have time to read it all so i wanted to properly read it.

you know when u think things are better but then u fall into another slump... yeah. but i am feeling much better now i promise hehe

my favorite tea is red fruit mix!! i’ve been loving this one from a brand called nature’s heart and they also have a box with mixed flavors that include peach, mango, coconut, it’s so so good and i have that usually before bed every night to calm me down.

i’m really glad u decided to buy the boots for yourself fuck what anyone else thinks if u feel good in them thats all that matters and im glad it gave u more confidence bc that’s what counts. i’m sure that they look lovely on u :)))

the weather has been so hot lately like to the point where its unbearable. i dont leave the house usually but the other day i literally went for a walk bc i couldn’t bear to be inside my house lmaoo and we’re coming on to autumn soon so i hope the temperatures do drop a bit. and ohh im happy u get to ride a bike!! i dont have one myself but my friends always ride around the park near my house and i get to see them sometimes :D

about the petnames im super happy with anything u choose. i couldnt have guessed u were an acquarius tbh idk why but dont worry u dont sound insane im loving ur messages a lot hehe. im a virgo btw from september and yeah the whole overthinking and perfectionism character traits.....very real.

omg i love travel shows, whats the name of that show?? i might check it out. right now i’m just catching up on some tv shows that i watch and watching dramas weekly like atots, we best love, lovely writer. but i also wanna watch something on netflix that can keep me entertained for when i need it.

you’re so so sweet for this message and i’m the worst for replying so late but i guess to answer ur question, i haven’t been really feeling genuine happiness lately so that’s why i felt so down. but if i had to name some things... teaching kids online makes me very happy if there is something i enjoy and i’ve been eating healthy and working out for 2 months now and i’ve been super motivated so i’m proud of myself for that. well also i really enjoy cooking, i’ve been trying out new recipes as well so that brings me happiness. and i guess something cheesy like staring at the sunset bc the summer sunsets here are just so gorgeous hehe. thanks for reaching out and i hope you have a lovely night in so cali ;)

#reply #whispersecrets #anonymous #im so sorry im so late aaaaaaah

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3norachas · 6 years ago

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wrong send • bang chan (I)

pair: bang chan x reader

genre: college au, friends to lovers, fake dating, fluff, suggestive no smut tho uwu, a little angst, bullet point scenario

warnings: suggestive it’s just making out sjabdka

“In which Y/n was supposed to send her best friend, Lee Minho, a porn link for scientific purposes but accidentally sent it to her neighbor, Bang Chan.”

masterlist (a/n: sike ya bitch I’m too excited to wait for 6 pm so here you go hnng gotta cut it halfway bc tumblr can’t handle this masterpiece hnnghgn anyway sorry this took too long ive been procrastinating and i still had irremediable and unforeseen to deal with hhnghgn but pls don’t be afraid to request huehuehue and im sorry if my style of writing in bullet point format is similar to some writers hgnfhgng i’ve read some of these types of writing and it stuck with me so im very sorry :((( )

taglist: @cahtastrophie @anxietyishell

PART II

you and minho were close

you grew up together

learned to walk together

bath together when you were babies of course :))

bully and judge people together

basically everything

you studied in the same school and were inseparable since birth

it was like two puzzle together

when you need help with love minho is there to watch over you he scares all of them but u dont need to know that oof

when minho’s in trouble you’re there for him even if it’s bailing him out of jail dont ask why

you even watch porn together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

but that’s all platonic!!!

the two of you tried dating and were each other’s first kiss

but it didn’t really work out for the both of you

it was too awkward

so you decided that you were better off as friends

but that didn’t stop the two of you to be close huehuehue

y’all still cuddle like kids and personal space never existed between the two of you

that stayed until college

everyone legit thought the two of you were dating but—

“me and minho??”, “me and y/n??”

and you’d both send each other a playful glare

“ew no”

so when minho asked you to send him some link to a gay porn website

you didn’t even bat an eye

so here you are

about to send some porn link for minho’s entertainment and prob for his minho junior ;)))

“here’s the link you bitch”

and there you go

but what weirded u out tho is when minho didn’t reply immediately

he’s always fast when it comes to your texts or calls

but then you thought maybe he couldn’t wait anymore and is busy fucking or whatever

so imagine your shock when u received a text with multiple question marks

“?????????”

“hello to you too but what is this for?”

it was bang chan

bang motherfucking chan

The Bang Chan™

the one with grades higher than your height

the athlete who joins a lot of sports but eats like he hasn’t for weeks

the one who sits in front of you and asks for pencils every now and then

and has more girls than you have friends

“is this porn?”

“oh wait”

“it is porn”

you threw your phone away from you, burying your face on the pillow to sulk in embarrassment

out of all people it just had to be him ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

your phone rang with the ring tone minho had set for himself let’s all assume it’s a sexy song

“hoe where’s the link”

“i think i did something terrible”

“wouldn’t be your first time lmao but what is it??”

“i accidentally sent it to someone else….”

“…..”

“….”

“…”

“..”

“how and who the hell did u sent it to?”

“bang chan…”

“whomst-hAHAHAHHNGDBJ ISN’T THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR??”

“DON’T LAUGH A ME U BITCH ;’((("

“I CAN’T NOT HUHAHAHA”

you whine while he wheezes at your misery

“just tell him it’s not for him and apologize u big baby”

“but that’s just embarrassing” o(╥﹏╥)o

“do you really want him to think that it’s for him and you’re trying to make him hard and seduce him?? what makes it worse is that it’s gay porn”

“nO”

“tHEN DO SOMETHING”

so that’s how you find yourself standing in front of the door of the apartment across yours

with shaky hands you knock on the door

it opens to reveal bang chan himself in his shirtless glory- Σ(゜ロ゜;)

…..

(╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) !!!!!!!

sHiRtLEsS?????

suddenly, you don’t know how to breathe don’t we all tho

hngkdb mfucking bitch has defined abs how can you function normally

how is this man comfortable with showing his abs to random people???

it doesn’t help that he still has little droplets of water on his body

“hi?”

you yelp, literally, and that caused a small chuckle from chan at your cute reaction but!!!

HiS cHuCKle sOuNdED !!!!

you pinch your wrist to wake yourself up and maybe stop yourself from staring at his torso

now is not the time y/n!! ‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ

“um- I’m- hi….”

“hi there” he smiles his dimpled smile and —*inhales*

your heart went !!!!

it took you a lot to compose yourself before you squish his cheeks in your hands

nO Y/N !!!

cOnTRol YOuRSeLf !!!

“soooo”

“huh?”

“come inside for a bit” he grins at your confused look and opened his door wider

what

wHaT?

reluctantly, you follow him inside his apartment. you weren’t surprised when u saw the mess inside, it was a small space but it wasn’t too small

what surprised you tho

there were pieces of female clothes on the floor and bed

Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

you were confused for a moment before you finally undersstood the situation and that those clothes where female clothing

fEMALE

nOT HIS

“channie who was that?”

your head whip to the bathroom door to stare at the girl is your neck ok y/n?

her eyes were wide

wIDe

like this O - O

and she looks scared :00

“a-are you chan’s s/o?” she gulps before scurrying to gather her things and run pass you muttering apologies and out the door she went

s/O????

you didn’t even have time to explain that you weren’t !!!

she just ran pass you !!!!

and wasn’t that mina?!?!

like The Mina™ who gets all boys huehue

“I’m sorry about her”

you hear chan sigh, now wearing a shirt

which was great bc if he stayed shirtless you might not be able to speak normally bold of u to assume that you can speak even if he’s fully clothed hhghghng

“she really think that these hook ups we have has a meaning”

hookups?

you shook your head, mumbling about how it doesn’t really mind you which is a big fucking lie

wHAT IF MINA GOSSIPS TO HER FRIENDS THAT YOU WERE CHAN’S S/O???

if anything she may already have broadcasted it to the whole campus

“sooo why did you came here??”

chan settled on his bed with a cute curious look on his face

just then did you remembered

yOU SEND HIM A GAY PORN LINK

suddenly you’re back to phase one

you keep opening and shutting your mouth from nervousness lIKE HELLO??? HOW??? ARE YOU??? SUPPOSED TO BE CALM???

aND IT’S CHAN SO???

DON’T!!! BLAME!!! Y/N!!!

“i-t’s about t-the… link-”

chan chuckles and nods his head ”yeah i saw it”

sAW IT?!?!

aS iN hE wATcHeD tHe vIdEO!?!?!

!!!!

chan must’ve noticed the look on your face and laughed his beautiful laugh and you felt your heart is being crushed !!!!

“no not like that! i meant that i received it yes”

oHh

stupid you

why would chan even watch it if he knows that it’s porn hhnghg maybe he did watched it ;)))

you played with the hem of your shirt. eyes casted down from embarrassment smh how many times are you going to embarrass yourself y/n hhhnghn

“p-please forget about the link”

“oh??” chan tilted his head in confusion still with his mfuckin smile

“i-it wasn’t supposed to be sent for you!!! i’m really sorry for calling you bitch too…”

chan was shookt when you bowed 360 degrees and repeatedly apologizing

so being the kind person he is he took a hold of your shoulders with a cute smile

cHAN STOP MAKING CUTE FACES !!! Y/N IS DEAD !!!

AND HE’S TOO CLOSE FOR COMFOT HHNGHNY/N ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???

HANG IN THERE SWEETY

“it’s alright, i don’t mind but…”

but???

“does your boyfriend know???”

?????

“boyfriend?? i’m sorry but i don’t-”

“isn’t minho your boyfriend? y’know the dance major? i’m pretty sure the link is for him, right?”

o-O!!?

he thought you and minho??? are??? dating???

“um n-no we’re not! i mean we’re close but that’s it!”

chan released a relieved sigh and his smile came back

bUT?? HE’S STILL TOO CLOSE?? AND HIS BREATHING HITS YOUR BURNING CHEEKS??

“that’s good, I really thought I was going to have to face him”

he lets out a breathy laugh before letting go you secretly miss his touch and heading for his kitchen

“do you want to eat before going ahead? i mean you’re literally just across my front door so??”

well who are you to say no to that :’))

even if it’s possible that he can murder you rn but chan?? hurt someone??

yeah keep telling that to yourself :’))

what you didn’t expect tho was for the two of you to hit it off ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

the two of you have so many things to talk about and it was never awkward and chan was literally listening to whatever bs you were rambling about

and he has such a soft look on his face when he listens to you uwu ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ

but it wasn’t long before you have to get going bc it’s a school day tomorrow

BUT THAT’S OK !!!

BC THE SECOND U OPENED YOUR DOOR TO HEAD TO COLLEGE HE OPENED HIS WITH A CUTE MORNING SMILE

y’all walk to college together with small talks and he walk you to your first class uwu (▰˘v˘▰)

when lunch arrived you and minho sat at the same table like usual

“soooo how did it went with chan??” minho asked with his mouth stuffed with pasta

“huh??”

minho deadpanned and threw one of his garlic bread at you

sTOP WASTING FOOD U HOE (ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

“i was asking about chan u dumbo”

from the grin on your face minho knew he was going to hear some good tea and drama although he insulted you for being a coward at first

“he’s hooking up with mina :000″

“is that the only thing you heard from what i just said :’<”

he was about to say something else when your junior best friend jisung came running to your table

“why didn’t you tell me!?!? i thought we were friends!?!?” (▰˘︹˘▰)

“tell you what??”

you can tell jisung was clearly offended but you didn’t know why tho

“that you and chan are dating you traitor!"

Σ(꒪ȏ꒪)

you and minho shared a look

"i was expecting that”

“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???”

jisung look confused so you ended up explaining what happened yesterday with chan

“how did you managed to send him the porn link tho” jisung to a sad y/n,

“and what the hell did you need the porn link for?” jisung to a flustered minho

“that’s not the point!!” (●o≧д≦)

you slump on your seat with a defeated look and just then did u noticed the look that people are sending you

automatically you hid yourself by snuggling into minho uwu u cute y/n

“oi, you can’t just snuggle into me when everyone thinks you have a boyfriend” — “but i don’t”

“y/n?”

u look up from minho’s shoulder to see chan

"chan!!!" Σ(゜ロ゜;)

"can we talk for a moment??”

minho nudge you on the elbow, nodding as if to tell you to go ahead so you stood up and followed chan outside the cafeteria

when you’re outside chan faces you with a bothered look

“I’m so sorry for what people are saying about us I’m pretty sure it was mina she usually gossips a lot to her friends but I didn’t expect her to tell them that we’re dating just bc you came yesterday-”

chan was now rambling his apologies just like you did last night he looked cute like that btw

“it’s ok chan!! I’m sure you didn’t mean for that to happen”

chan was relieved when he heard that but he looked like he was still bothered by something

so being the sweetheart you are you asked him what it is ^~^

“can I ask you a favor??” he look uncertain so normally you were concerned

so you nod because !!!!

chan is worried !!!!

so it has to be something big !!!!

“i know this is probably going to be weird bc we just met last night and we’re not that close but-” chan look at your eyes to see if you still want him to continue so you nod at him

“c-can we please date?? but like fake dating and all?? i thought about it and it would really help me avoid those girls who wanted me in their bed and don’t worry i’ll pay you back! i swear-”

(〃ﾟдﾟ〃)!!!

"d-date!?!?!?”

you yelped, cheeks burning bright from chan’s offer

HOW CAN YOU NOT??

CHAN LITERALLY ASKED YOU TO DATE HIM !!! IT MAY BE FAKE AND ALL BUT STILL !!! HE ASKED YOU !!! YOU !!! TO DATE !!! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE !!!

and it didn’t help that he said please insert sad uwu :((

AS IF YOU’D SAY NO :((

"i-it’s ok if you don’t want to though!! I won’t force you!!”

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SAY NO TO BANG CHAN?? DEFINITELY NOT YOU BC!!! IT’S!!! BANG CHAN!!!

“i-im fine with it but why me tho??” bc you’re cute and awesome y/n (ﾟヮﾟ)

your cheeks became even more red than possible when chan gave you cute smile

"well, I really want to get to know you since last night and you weren’t like any girl to be honest”

aaAAHH

BANG CHAN U BITCH

Y/N???

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???

you can feel your heart fluttering from his confession definitely not because he was looking at you with a fond smile and soft caring eyes hnghn

“so, are you in?"

with your trembling weak heart you nodded, knees weakening when he beamed at you and his mother fucking cute dimples showed

you’re doomed :’))

"great! I’ll see you later then”

later?? o-O??

“um what for??”

he chuckled at your confused lil face and patted your head

aaAAHH YOUR HEART JUST SKIPPED THOUSANDS OF BEATS

“for our first date dummy”

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wondercookieunicorn · 5 years ago

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1/? That's mean of her :( but im glad the call went well! and asdjskl pls keep making jeffrey jokes i love inside jokes. YAS the arcana is great!! I only started a few weeks ago but i love it soooo much!! Julian is def my fave (lucio the prick is second and i love portia too) but im almost finished with julian's route and it makes me sad bc i love him so much :( you're still a little taller then me~ im 167cm and i hate it i want to be taller :

2/? And you think you might be ace?! That's awesome!! I'm ace myself! Don't let anyone tell you what you can identify as, you know yourself best and only you get to decide! Also if you have any questions to ask about asexuality (or aromanticism, or anything really) i'd be more than happy to answer them as well as i can! ^^ Hahaha yea i get that feeling! When I wake up i usually am very out of it and can't focus well, but i get cranky on top of that when i am rudely awoken XD - 🌱💚

3/? YEAH!!! I'm really excited to have my braces removed though i know it will be weird for a few days. But I'll get retainers instead so I won't have to miss braces for long XD (seeing doie in that one jcc ep lowered my self-consciousness about my braces/retainerrs a whole lot and he looks so cute with them in and i uwuwuwu) but thank you anyway!! your taste in music is cool, too!! and i come here daily now that i know you (omg i cant believe i wrote that i never flirt ever this is cringy) 🌱💚

4/5 OH GOD WAKEY WAKEY IS AN EXPERIENCE i literally cannot listen to the song because of the hair. what on earth was he thinking, honestly. ohh yea i see. for me i knew about nct since predebut when they were ft in exo 902014 and then nct u debut came but i didnt like the song back then. But i did like fire truck and chewing gum when they were released but i never liked it enough to stan (big mistake on my part) so years went by and i re-found out about them during regular promotions and - 🌱💚

5/5 i was intrigued by the memes and stayed for the boys and music, and i do not regret any minute since. I'm sad i havent stanned them for longer but im so super glad i know about them now. but yeah, that's my nctzen origin story XD as for the movies, i watched Missing Link and Always Be My Maybe. they were entertaining, though not my fave movies ^^; But i'll be signing off and going to sleep soon, just fyi! It was fun talking with you again and i hope you sleep well later! ily!!! - 🌱💚

I have mastered jeffrey jokes, so that part of me is very relieved lmao!! 💓

My friend ditching me ain´t suprising so- whatever idk it happens

Julian was my fav at first too, but Muriel TT sksksks

Don´t wanna be taller. yOu just think that. Trust me. We have the perfect height. Every human of our size is the perfect size! Easily hugable, not too tall, not too small! I´m rooting for our heights! no lmao but srsly tho, I rlly do think that that´s kind of the perfect size~

Ahhhh you´re too kind sksksks!! 💓 I´ll make sure to let you know incase I ever have questions about sexualitys! Plus, I might not be the greatest help rlly, but if you have questions or just feel the need to complain about anything of that sort (or any other sort lol), feel free to do so ~^^ 💓

being rudely awoken should be an illegal crime period

Awww sksksksks I think I gotta crack into Yutas contacts and make him give me Doyoungs number or anything so I can send him to you sksksks you´re so cute when you´re talking about him sksks when you´re talking abt the others it´s cute too but not to thAt extent sksks 💓

hahahsjskhadahhf I love u sksksks I never flirt either, that´s a weird experience sksksks I´m glad you´re making an exception for me right dere where´s ma lenny face at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ksksksks (I don´t know how this´ll come across but I´m still joking sksksks dw! 💓)

Don´t attacc johnny like th---- You know what? That hair was TRAGIC SKSKSKSK I am- anyway

woah since predebut?? That must rlly hurt thooo ohnoooo, BUT you here now, that´s all that matters!!!! PLUS The 7th Sense-- I- I never got friends with that one smh. And cherry bomb was almost everywhere and it annoyed me. Main reasons why I ditched 127 for dream somehow. Idk. But yeh. We here now!! 💓

Well I don´t know both of those movies,,,, or I might know them, just not the english titles,,, uhhhhhhh - okay i googled, I don´t know both of them but the pictures from Missing link kinda creep me out,,,,

What are your favorite movies/genre then? Your question for tmr lolol 💓

YES YES, go to sleep love it´s getting late~ Sleep well 💓

#anon project

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peppermint-stay · 6 years ago

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stray kids || minho / lee know || barista!au

Author's note: i was thinking about this scenario for days so i was like you know what im gonn write it . im thinking of making a part 2?or a series with all the members?i dont know

also i listened to this while writing:

you were a regular at this café called "Stay" (wow im so original)

it was pretty popular and you also loved their drinks. it was near the college you were attending so most of the students came to pump caffeine in their veins.

the 9 baristas were also students and handsome boys so that may explain why the place was almost everytime full with females

you knew one of the baristas and often had classes together with him

but even tho jisung was your friend and often gave you free drinks you sometimes wanted to beat the crap out of him

he loved to tease you about how nerdy you are

the truth is that you actually weren't the smart nerdy student. you were the type of student who would let projects until the last minute and then would stress out and pull an all nighter to finish it.

okay so today was a thursday morning and you actually didn't have any work to do so you just decided to treat yourself with a drink

you were expecting to be loudly greeted by jisung and felix

it didn't happen which was good for your ears

bc surprisingly they always worked the morning shifts

today there was seungmin, who everyone knew as the most beautiful voice in the campus along with woojin and jeongin(that's very true tho)

& there was another guy who's name you believed it was minho?you saw him 2 or 3 times in the entire semester so you didn't knew him very well.

you just walked in preparing to order you usual when you saw that there was a new menu for today

"Peppermint spice latte" (this sounds so lame pls forgive me)

it sounded interesting but should you really order this?what if it just tasted like toothpaste

you were quite caught in your thoughts so you didn't notice that one of the baristas was waiting for you to order

"Uh.Hi?What would you like to order?"

"Excuse me?Do you need help?"

your eyes widened and you just stuttered in embarrassment

"Oh.I was - I was just wondering if this tastes like toothpaste"

minho rised his eyebrows amused "It doesn't. It actually tastes like cinnamon and mint. Sorry if that disappoints you" he chuckled

"No!It's perfect. I'd like to order one, please. Uhh and a croissant" you said taking out you wallet

you blinked surprised watching the person in front of you. you didn't like to admit but he looked extremely good with his pulled up sleeves and a apron.

"What name should I write on it?"

"y/n"

"That's a very beautiful name. It suits you" he smiled at you and you were sure that that was the most beautiful smile you saw

"It's going to be ready in less than 5 minutes" he said starting to prepare the drink

you took your drink and found yourself a nice seat near the window

you were actually nervous and you were unconsciously stirring the drink

you did that for 45 seconds straight and you destroyed the aesthetic of the latte

when u noticed this you gasped

meanwhile minho was stealing glances at you and saw you gasping and he tought that it was the cutest thing in the world

he chuckled to himself

"Ohh?I see. Someone has a crush~" seungmin said as he noticed his unusually happy hyung

"Shut up dandy boy"

#stray kids texts #stray kids lee minho #stray kids lee know #stray kids imagines #stray kids #kpop texts #kpop imagines #kpop

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briteboy · 7 years ago

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using the new tag “sunny answers” for these anon ask compilations as per request of an anon who actually enjoys going through these posts! this one’s 4 u bb 💕

omg there’s a lot of questions here, more than i thought there’d be. rando story stuff, leftovers from the Trans Fiasco (and no i will 100% NOT be answering anymore questions about it after this, aside from the non-anons who already messaged me about it), and some astrology questions towards the end! enjoy

I seriously love & understand santi's mind but at the same time I feel so bad for Lou (I love her more ok) and I just wanna hug her and grant all her wishes and fill her void and give her 9999 amazing lovers Idk SANTI Y U LIKE THIS hahahaha ok sorry your story is my bible basically. Other than Ramona to live for Lou needs someone that stays LOU NEEDS HAPPINESS!!!!!

9999 AMAZING LOVERS LMAO will u be the 10,000th tho...that is the question. i think we all relate to santi, so much in fact that his actions are infuriating because it’s like WHYYY but then i’m like oh wait i do dumb shit too when i’m sad/in pain. he still dumb tho she does need happiness, and hopefully she will find it in this story ;__;

I'm so hyped for everything happening w your sims omg! Like I'm so so excited about Lou's story and her family (which I sent asks about before btw so that tells you) and I'm so excited about Rooney and Gianni and bby Ramona going to Japan (which is literally my fav country so my love for you and your blog just deepens with every second) and Santi just getting better somewhere (where? We don't know. And I think that's the beauty of it) I just ugh. Love your blog

OMGGGG AHHHDSGJHD THIS EXCITES ME SO MUCH THANK YOOOOUUUU I’M EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED!!! i hope you enjoyed her family reveal today, there is much to still divulge in that area so strap the f*ck in. i have a really clear vision of what i want their japan experience to look like and hopefully it translates into the sims!! who freaking knows tho. i’m glad you’re looking forward to it either way. and yeah who tf knows where santi is right now. “going home” my ASS!! but yeah it is all beautiful in a way ;-; thank you so much my love for u deepens every second i reread this message, you’re so sweet ;__;

(TFB anon again aaaa) OKAY SO i could be wrong because you know him much better than i do obvioisly, but Grand Finale from the new album is giving me some santi vibes rn MMMMMM

HEY!!! i finally listened to the album and honestly...idk how i feel about it BUT i actually did like grand finale, and now that i’m listening to it again i can definitely sense the santi vibes!! (he has been listening to it nonstop since it came out ok) i love that u thought of him ;__;

I got a retail job two weeks ago. And I hate it. I keep telling myself it’ll get better and then it just gets worse. It’s my first job and I just don’t know what to do. Any advice?

oh god. i don’t wanna be a downer but i don’t have much advice for this, retail SUUUUCKS. working in retail opens your eyes to just how stupid, helpless and annoying people can be. it’s not pretty. it CAN get better if you have coworkers you genuinely enjoy spending time with, who can lessen the burden of your responsibilities. joking around can help a lot, so if you’re not friends with them already, try to be!! just talk to them and i’m sure a relationship will grow. also remember it’s not the end of the world if this job doesn’t work out for you. you can find a new one, and you probably will at some point in the future. i’m gonna point you towards @essiesims because she works in retail so she probably has some words of wisdom for you...hopefully...be nice essie

I just realized my new haircut looks exactly like Fiona's hair and I'm 10x happier with it

GOOD!!! i love her hair, mine is sort of like it right now, messy and short lmao. if bby fiona makes you feel more confident by all means OWN dat haircut, you’re sexi

Can I ask if you watch Dan Howell? Bc his new video about his depression actually broke me and I need someone to hug

no i don’t but i googled him and my first thought was “OHH that’s the dan guy who’s gay with phil or whatever” i honestly don’t know who they are but i’ve seen a lot of gifs of them. i’m sorry his vid made you sad :{ U CAN HUG ME I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR U

I just wanted to let you know that I think you're absolutely amazing, and so creative, and your stories are beautiful. I have loved everything you've created, and you're sims are all so beautiful, and the stories are so heart-wrenching, and so well written, and I'm just so absolutely obsessed. I have your notifications on, and I get so excited every time I see you've posted something. :D Keep working hard, and be happy :)

omg ;____________; thank you so soso much ur gonna make me CRY i create everything for myself, but it makes it all feel 1000x more worth it to know it’s affected you this way and you’re enjoying it so much. my heart hurts in the best way. the fact that you have your NOTIFS ON FOR ME OMG i’m so sorry that i probably spam you so much with random asks and stuff. you’re probably like “when will this b*tch shut up” lmfao no but really this is so kind and sweet and it makes me feel warm inside, thank you so much <333

Can I get a link to your story in Chrono order? I'm on my phone and I'm not quite sure how to do it on here ^^'

here u go, or if you can’t click on it, copy and paste this: http://femmesim.tumblr.com/tagged/story/chrono as a general rule, you can go to any tag and add “/chrono” (no quotation marks) at the end and it’ll take you to the beginning.

hi femme! im sorry this is from older posts but how did you get ramona to look the way she did as a baby? thanks in advance!

hello i explained that here!

DEMI GIRL REPRESENTATION YES ILY

HELL YEAH ILY TOOOO

But if you were cisphobic you have a phobia of like a veeeery big part of the population o.o??? Still don't understand that ist even a thing

true! the reason cis people hold the must power in this equation is due large in part to the fact that they are a huge part of the population. so yeah it’s definitely not a thing.

What's cisgender??? Never heard of that

me neither tbh (but if ur not being sarcastic, here)

I love you sunny. Just so you know

Hey Sunny I love you 💕

HEY I LOVE YOU TOOOOO (you both sent this during the Trans Fiasco, and i fully appreciate your kindness in that bleak time)

yikes that anon was obnoxious as hell

this was also during the Trans Fiasco and yeah u right!

What mod do you use to make your sims taller? 😊

this one!

mom why does love hurt so much 😥

no one knows mi childe but i am here for u

^^ me goin after whoever hurt u

I literally just had such a bad nightmare I woke up, scared myself when I tried to reach for my phone and instead accidentally groped my poodle; which resulted in a panic attack. It’s 5am. Please help. I can obviously not take care of myself

GROPED YOUR POODLE OHMDFHOGODFSG I’M SO SORRY POODLE that sucks tho i’m so sorry about the nightmare and the poodle and the panic attack and EVERYTHING, that’s not fun :{ hopefully you got some rest and calmed down since you sent this. if not come to my house we can have a sleepover i will take care of u

I also have a large bra size (32H) and I'm still young so it's still growing.

OH WOOW ARE U OKAY BECAUSE I HAVE A DIFFICULT ENOUGH TIME HAVING DD’S

@that anon - not all trans ppl even experience dysphasia just admit Defeat

right! i think u meant dysphoria tho. maybe. unless you’re talking about something i don’t know about. but yeah you’re right, every trans person is different. a lot of them do want to change things about themselves, but not all.

hey im goin through an assholes blog and reblogging their posts with confusing internet funnyman comments, saw hate for your blog and decided to send you some support. keep doing what you love with your characters and content ❤❤ -♌🌿

LMAO HEY LEO LEAF were u going through that rando dude’s blog when the Trans Fiasco was happening? because there was some super weird ass blog dedicated to reblogging posts from nonbinary folks and people talking about nonbinary shit and just telling them they’re wrong and transphobic for not believing in the gender binary lmao...so anyways...if that’s not what ur talking about tho i’m sorry i just filled ur ears with that nonsense anyway thank you for this message, it’s so sweet ;__; sorry i didn’t answer it right away, i was recovering from the amount of ugly anons i was getting lmao. thank you for supporting me, ily <333

More Avey pls she's the light of my life

ASDFJHHJKSD SHE WILL APPEAR MUCH MORE JUST TO MAKE THE TROLLS MAD OKAY I LOVE U 💕💕

If another dumbass anon messages you about some silly shit regarding transgenders I’m going to scream. No. Not every trans person wants to transition physically— and no they don’t all want to stereotypical versions of whatever gender they identify with. I know a trans-male that wears makeup and twirls in dresses, and I know a trans-female that loves being a butch lesbian. Personally. I am glad that you’ve chosen to go the route that you have with your character. Fuck the ditsy assholes.

HEY I LOVE YOU AND THIS MESSAGE SO MUCH THANK YOU <33333 ur right, fuck them, they’re ugly anyway

Hey so I'm not like these other anons, I'm asking this as someone has next to no experience with trans people and actually wants to be educated instead of attack you. So if there are some trans people who don't transition and are comfortable with how they look, what exactly makes them uncomfortable with their birth gender?

a number of things, mainly just their discomfort with the category they’ve automatically been placed in from birth. but that doesn’t necessarily mean they want to change their body or dress a certain way.

I just wanna applaud you for handling the anons so calmly because I know for certain if they sent me that shit, my trans ass would have acted differently.

LMFAO omg i’m glad you thought i was being calm because i was like “well i guess it’s time to let out my bitchy side” thank you tho, i’m grateful you understand <3

I'm so sorry that Nonnie was such an ass! I wish we had more people speaking up and saying it loud like you did! It was pretty obvious that person has issues that a Tumblr post won't fix but it was nice to see you put them in there place :)

lmao yeah, after a few questions from them i figured it was just pointless. people like that don’t learn even if you’re trying to explain it to them calmly. they just always want to be right by alienating others, and they don’t even realize what they’re doing most of the time. it’s sad really, but i tried my best (and also tried my best not to unleash all my rage lmao) thank you <3

how can Ramona be sooo cute as a toddler?? like how? whats the secret

vitamins

lmao but really IDK i experimented a lot with her face at first and making a custom skin for her definitely helped too. :~}

/post/166031605558/the-pros-cons-of-dating-my-sim-ciarasia *gives Fiona a Beetlejuice & Ghostbusters and a Dexter dolls and stuffed animals and dolls verisons* I like Fiona I think we could get along with each other *gives Lou her fav kind of band shirts and starts counting her freckles* I don't think I'm gonna go mad trying to count

THIS IS SO SWEET AFKJDSKJNGJKLDLGD YOU’RE THEIR SOULMATE i’m gonna write u into the story now u made it

I know a girl with heterochromia and she also has two different ear shapes. Sometimes I feel like she was meant to be a twin but she absorbed the other one lol. I feel like a weirdo sorry bye.

UR NOT A WEIRDO!!! omg that is funny tho, and very interesting. i wonder if a lot of ppl with heterochromia eyes are like that, with other two different body parts. i’m the twin she absorbed

if you're still doing astrology posts, I'm a Sun-Aries, Moon-Leo and Rising- Scorpio! I'm slowly getting into astrology but i still don't know what that means lol

OOOH SPICY flaming hot cheetos

aries + scorpio are both ruled by mars and then leo is ruled by the sun so holy heck you are probably WAY OUT THERE and by that i mean super outgoing probably, but maybe your scorp rising makes you a bit withdrawn and secretive, so people have to get close to you before they really see you come out. leo moon is one of my favorite placements because it’s so weird, but often i find leo moons can be even more exuberant than leo suns. you probably have a flair for dramatics and love attention even though you might deny it. you really march to the beat of your own drum, but be careful not to be condescending to others about it!!

oh my god all of this astrology stuff is so interesting! idk if you're still doing them, but if you are i'd love to hear about mine: virgo sun, scorpio moon and scorpio rising :) it's totally okay if you're sick of doing these and i'm in no rush to get an answer!

oooooh my mom and beyonce both have virgo sun/scorp moon combos. that’s how u know it’s a good one even tho it seems scary. i find that virgos often have the potential to be very in charge and domineering, but a lot of them bury that potential because they don’t realize they have it inside themselves, and so they let people walk all over them. especially with a scorpio moon, you crave intensity in all forms: through your emotions, relationships, deepest, darkest thoughts, you feel them so powerfully that sometimes it’s too scary and overwhelming for you. learn to trust in that instead of being scared and you will open a new door in your life, especially in combination with your virgo sun, whose inclination is to learn new things and get to the bottom of every mystery. with a scorpio moon AND rising, you are actually that mystery. you might spend a lot of time trying to figure out yourself, but don’t get too introspective because that leads to overthinking and self deprecation.

hey yo i don't need you to do the thing but I'd just like to inform you that i'm a pisces sun leo moon...which is the strangest combo but totally makes sense for my personality. i don't know what any of the other stuff is lmao. but i got a book on astrology so i'm going to learn

OMG i love that combo...it is really weird but somehow the two suit each other. lou and my bff are actually leo sun/pisces moons (so opposite from you lmao, but that’s the reason i like those signs together!) leos have a very active imaginations and pisces just exacerbates that. i feel like in terms of boldness and outgoing nature, it could go either way for you. since pisces suns are usually more understated and quiet, that could fit you. but i often find that leo moons with literally any other placements will make you quite outgoing, sometimes obnoxious. so maybe you flip flop between shyness and outgoingness, especially since pisces focuses on adaptability anyway.

omg yay yes learn all the things!! report back to me if u find out any cool stuff

I don't know if you're still doing this but if you are please do my birth chart, Virgo sun, Taurus moon, and Rising Sagittarius (if you're not doing them anymore it's fine

oh dang u earthy as F*CK. i would hate to get on your bad side, you are probably stubborn as hell and refuse to move from any position you hold. your sagittarius rising also probably makes you warm and inviting but competitive as heck. these are the two earth signs that i actually think go with sag really well! for some reason they always have a weird connection. i’ve talked about it a bit before. you are probably super chill and people like to hang out with you because you just do nothing and be homebodies but still have a good time. you might be prone to worry and restlessness, but listen to your intuition that tells you to calm down and focus on taking things slow.

Okay so I'm apparently a Leo sun, Scorpio moon and a Leo ascendant. What does this even mean help me lmao

OOH WOW ANOTHER SPICY BOY...honestly the first word that came to mind was “battleborn”. lmao you’re probably always looking for something/someone to keep up with your pace and stimulate your needs, and you probably get discouraged a lot because no one can ever match your wild personality. you can probably be overbearing without even realizing, and because of that, not many people can handle you. like i said before, scorpio moons crave intensity, and leos are already intense in their own way, so these two signs (especially the double leo influence) just really kinda egg each other on. so be careful not to get too carried away with doing The Most all the time.

#nonsims #saviorhide #anonymous #sunny answers

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madokasoratsugu · 7 years ago

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SouTaku and Ikumi x Megumi for the ship meme?

aaaaAAA YES. btw ikumi/megumi (god bless u for sending this ship 2 me btw) is under the cut else this would have gotten Long lmao

send me a ship and ill break them down

Soutaku:

How did they they meet?

one arrogant speech and extended shoe grinding later

Who developed romantic feelings first?

OH BOY definitely Takumi !! he starts to realise that this rivalry is getting a lot more serious, and hey, he wants to be by this guy’s side not just because he’s a fun challenge, he has this way with words and smiles a little too wide that makes you breath catch and is stupidly good looking and - oh.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Isami.....he saw through his brother Straight Away, but unlike popular belief doesn’t tease him about it from the get go. he let Takumi sort through his feelings (and internalised homophobia) but gently lets Takumi know that he’s there for him and honestly, he just wants his brother to be happy :”))) even if he has to pull a few strings himself to help his brother hohoho

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

after they confess to each other, there’s relieved laughter and bumping foreheads and shaking hands, and Takumi, still riding the adrenaline high, leans in and kisses Souma on the corner of his mouth, smile sloppy and honest against Souma’s skin. Souma immediately goes in for a better aimed kiss after Takumi moves away, and there’s no fireworks or popped champagne; but there’s soft sighs and melting fear and that’s enough.

Who confessed their feelings first?

THEY YELLED IT AT EACH OTHER DURING END OF SECOND YEAR LMAO. a fiery argument about avoidance and excuses leads to them screaming confessions and awkward silences and just ?? kk we like each other hahah- wait wHAT TH

orr an alternate confession scene i like equally is Takumi confesses to Souma during graduation but Souma doesn’t reciprocate(or he thinks he doesn’t) and rejects Takumi and all Takumi can do is smile and say “yeah, i know.”but then months later of unwarranted irritation, Souma sees Takumi tagged in a photo on Instagram and everything hits him at once and he realises he’s made a big miss steak

What was their first official date?

i wish i could say they planned it but god damn, Souma is shit at following plans and Takumi wants/expects too much so they compromise and decide to improvise on the day itself.

so they end up with the same idea: food tour !!!! they spend the entire morning/afternoon exploring the city and all the lil alleyway stores hidden away plus visiting well known restaurant. in the late afternoon till evening they wind up resting on a park bench talking while sharing too sweet soda and too salty fries. they hold hands the entire time and share shy kisses in the shade whenever they can (it sort of becomes a game about who can sneak the most kisses during the date)

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

sorta eh. they’re not super into the idea but not against it either? dk imo they’d prefer having personal dates but they’re open to having double dates.

What do they do in their down time?

(when they’re not cooking)

Souma watches trash tv while Takumi reads, curled up against Souma. occasionally they’ll make comments about the other’s media of choice. (”you think that book is good? wait till you get to chapter 5″ “are you watching another rerun of csi miami??”)

together though, they enjoy going out together for walks and checking out newly opened shops (any and all types welcomed).

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Jouichirou was so. so chill. a surprised blink, then shrugged and absolutely burst into a grin. “i see, i see. so what about my son attracted you, Takumi?” there’s no intimidation or anything bc he already knows Takumi is a competent, dependable and stout hearted person and chef from Central Arc, and is a better person than he ever hoped Souma could find (and spend the rest of his life with).

Toshiaki and Aurora were a lot more surprised (mainly bc Takumi was so closed off about love), though Aurora kinda...expected it. a mother’s sixth sense is hardly ever wrong, and the fluster her elder son gets into when the redhead is mentioned over the phone gives away waaay more than Takumi ever realises. Toshiaki has a quiet talk with Souma (which he testifies to be a lot more scary than his encounter with Aurora earlier in the kitchen) about Takumi, their relationship and future plans. but the couple are quick to accept Souma, it’s hard not to trust and love someone their own son loves so dearly, after all.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

(barring the confession scene fight)

Souma’s wanderlust can’t be contained, and Takumi knows this. but they get engaged young (probs 21ish) and Souma is away more often and gets in contact less than Takumi likes, and it makes him uneasy and worried and he deals with this by overworking.

after too much lack of sleep nearly has Takumi collapsing in the kitchen and one sternly cold phone call by Isami later, Souma rushes back to Italy and confronts Takumi. Takumi has an outburst of more sadness and frustration (towards himself for not being able to articulate his feelings, not being able to handle anything well and not being able to trust Souma fully; “i was the one who said it was okay for you to go, how can i be so selfish as to ask you to come back as and when i want?”) than anger and Souma is fuckin heartbroken.

they end up talking a lot about the importance of communication and letting feelings out and being better fiances to each other that night.

(its not rly a fight bc i cant imagine them fighting over anything more serious than “i told you to tell me when we ran out of milk, this is the third time this month you haven’t, yukihira souma !!!” or getting angry at each other over something actually relevant like their safety or smth lolol)

Which one is more easily made jealous?

oooh this surprises a lot of people but Souma. Souma is so easily made jealous, and the best part is no one can tell? Takumi gets jealous too, but not as easily or as irritated as Souma.

Souma gets all sorts of jealous, like he’ll purposely hold the hand that that weird salesman grabbed for a little too long, snake his arm around Takumi’s waist a little too tightly when he catches someone just looking in Takumi’s direction. his attitude also does a complete 180 when he’s jealous; he’s a lot more curt and annoyed. Takumi finds this weirdly cute.

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

this is so fuckin cliche but each other’s homecooking :”)))

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Takumi is the touchy feely one !! he really likes being in contact with Souma in one way or another. fav cuddling position is curled up against Souma’s side or back against Souma’s chest, in between his legs.

Are they hand holders?

YAH TOTALLY. chronic hand holders. try catching them together without holding hands. they especially like twining their fingers together.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

///vaguely nsfw

........personally i think they slept together nearing the end of third year? after their finals, during an in between break after finals+results and before their graduation.

Isami was away for a head start in his internship with Momo, and they were alone at Takumi’s apartment. it was raining pretty badly and getting chilly, so Souma suggests sharing blankets when they’re going to bed entirely just to tease Takumi, but Takumi actually crawls under covers with him and Souma’s ?? didn’t expect that but not complaining.

they’re just quietly sitting against the wall, acutely aware of how close they are when Takumi turns to Souma and starts trying to say something but doesn’t, and Souma just kisses him, once, gently. (“just felt like it.” “oh.”) then one kiss leads to another and welp.((don’t ask takumi why he has a bottle of lube in his bedside drawer, he’ll combust and maybe die.))

Who tops?

they switch, all the time. depends on mood and atmosphere !!

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

the first time they ever tried to dirty talk in Italian. Souma started it and it was horrendous. Takumi couldn’t stop laughing for weeks any time he remembered it. he still can’t.

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

Takumi does more of the shopping (though they often do it together) and Souma cooks more !! they try to split the tasks (esp cooking) equally but there’re preferences and they lean towards it.

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

......Takumi. he’s actually tidy on a normal person’s standard. Souma is tidy on his own standard, which is ‘as long as i know where everything is, why does it matter that my desk looks like world war z?’

Who proposes?

Souma !! he actually hooks Shinomiya into it - getting them an isolated table at SHINO’s Tokyo for a nice dinner, then going for a short walk to a romantic and private place around the area where he can propose (as recommended by Shinomiya). Souma settles for under a willow tree near the edge of a park, and Takumi cries a lot.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

they have one together !! actually its more of an afterparty with everyone they’ve invited to their wedding !!

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Isami is Takumi’s best man ofc. Megumi is Souma’s maid of honour !!

Big Ceremony or Small?

a small ceremony !! not being outed to everyone in the entire world is preferable, esp when they both have insane reputations from graduating Tootsuki as second and third seats.

ive talked about their future wedding here before haha!!

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?

OHH DEF. idk tho like....probs somewhere ridiculously romantic like Paris. they’re a ridiculously sappy couple. they have fun sightseeing and tasting authentic French cuisine.

Do they have children? How many?

never really thought about it, but they def have dogs, if that counts? two, to be exact. both adopted, one golden retriever named lemonade and a dobermann named stoic. they are aptly named after their characteristics; lemonade is bubbly and fun, stoic is, well, stoic.

Ikumi/Megumi:

How did they they meet?

through Souma, ironically enough. its funny ending up with someone who used to crush on the same person you did :”)))

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Ikumi !!! after she got over Souma (pretty quickly too, near the end of her first year and realising she could do a lot better and Souma wasn’t anywhere interested in her anyway), and started figuring a lot of things about herself, she started paying a lot more attention to Megumi (it helps that they had tons of classes together in second year), because something about Megumi just...attracts people and makes them watch out for her, yknow?

her friendship with Megumi deepens quite a bit, and they even start having lunch together + instinctively looking at each other during partner/group work. she kinda...guesses that she might like Megumi but its after one really vivid dream of Megumi and her on a date later, that Ikumi actually confronts her feelings lol.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Souma !! he’s really goshdarned happy that Ikumi finally found someone she liked properly (he was aware of her crush, but never said anything bc he figures whatever form of love it is, it really isnt his place to say anything till Ikumi does) and that Megumi, sweet darling Megumi, has someone to properly cherish and love her.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

around Summer of second year, during a festival, under the fireworks. they were sitting next to each other on a grassy field, watching the fireworks flare to life noisily. with each illuminating bloom, throwing dully neon colours over the wondrous look on Megumi’s face, Ikumi finds her heart beating faster and harder.Megumi turns to comment about how pretty the fireworks are, Ikumi agrees, and kisses her softly. they break apart after a while, and there’s a little embarrassed fluster and ‘o-oh my gosh i dont know what got into me - !’ before Megumi shyly pipes up that it was nice, and she didn’t mind. they spend the rest of the fireworks show leaning against each other, their fingers curled together on their laps.

Who confessed their feelings first?

Megumi !! she was behaving oddly shy that day, and Ikumi was ?? what’s going on. during lunch, she offers Ikumi a charabento and Ikumi is really touched, and impressed. “you made this, tadokoro-chan?” “a-ah, y-yes, uhm - !” “wow, that’s amazing, you have to teach me how to make it sometime !!” “uhm - !! ikumi-san...” snapping of chopsticks, a blinding smile. “yes?” “i-i really like you.” the words come a near whisper, swept away with the wind. the sudden flush of Megumi’s face isn’t gone that easily, though.

Ikumi finds herself blushing madly too, and she blurts “really??” and Megumi looks at her for a moment, before hesitantly nodding. Megumi’s fists knead into her plaid skirt, averting Ikumi’s dumbfounded stare. “i - i don’t know how to explain it, but you make me really, really happy and floaty and it’s just...i wanted you to know that you mean something special to me.” Ikumi feels like a cat has gotten her tongue. “and i - i don’t need an answer n - now -” “but i like you too !!”and then it’s a blushing fest and a spying Souma from the second floor fist pumps the air.

What was their first official date?

AMUSEMENT PARK DATE. Ikumi’s never been to one and Megumi thinks that is Abominable and Must be remedied immediately.

it’s fizzy and fun and oh boy, do they go wild. all the roller coasters, carnival snacks and rides they can go on they do. they take So Many selfies, buy the cutest matching headbands, and laugh so much their cheeks get sore.

at the end ofc they go on the ferris wheel and enjoy a romantic 45min alone, quietly appreciating the spectacular view and their girlfriend’s beauty.

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

they’re ok with it !!

What do they do in their down time?

(when not cooking lol)

Megumi really, really likes plants, but doesn’t have the confidence to have an entire veranda garden like Takumi bc of lack of experience (u should see Takumi’s veranda back in Italy) and general anxiety about it, so she keeps a few potted plants, cacti and bonsai instead !! she likes spending time trimming her bonsai or talking to them !

Ikumi dabbles in the crafts, like sewing and knitting, as a major fuck you to her dad (she can be a capable boss and feminine at the same time these things aren’t mutually exclusive). she made a few of her own outfits + Megumi’s !! in fact Megumi’s fac one piece dress was made my Ikumi :”))

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Megumi’s parents were a lil surprised bc sweet lil Megumi has brought back a potential partner !! dear u will not believe this !! Ikumi made lots of effort to dress up and look proper, so they quickly warmed up to her earnest nature and really, really liked her. she left an incredibly good first impression with her personality and great conversational skills. the fishermen dudes were skeptical and protective of Megumi at first but Ikumi’s competence and care for Megumi quickly shone through and they readily accepted her. someone Megumi cares for that much has to be a good person, they reckon :”))

Ikumi’s mother really, really liked Megumi. she found Megumi’s soft spokenness and iron will really endearing, and was glad Ikumi had found someone who accepted her for all is she and even encouraged her to become a better version of herself. Ikumi’s dad was an asshole who refused to even see Megumi, because he doesn’t believe in marrying down your status. Megumi left a note with a medium rare steak (fav dish of Ikumi’s dad) she cooked, requesting that Ikumi’s mum serve this to him later on. Ikumi’s dad could sense the sincerity in Megumi’s dish, but doesn’t fully accept her till ~2-3years later.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

after one particularly bad family weekend with Ikumi’s dad, Ikumi was upset that Megumi let him walk all over her like that. they fought a little, mainly Ikumi ranting about how Megumi is too soft, why shouldn’t she stand up for herself?! why should she have to stand for all this verbal abuse? (Megumi had withstood nearly the entire evening, till Ikumi’s dad sneered a comment that made Ikumi twitch uncomfortably. then she’d spoken up, softly. “please don’t speak about your own daughter this way, Mito-san. it’s highly unbecoming and irksome.” then had a staredown before Ikumi’s dad left the table w/out finishing the meal.)

Megumi manages to calm a near tears Ikumi down, and explains that its just a part of getting Ikumi’s dad to accept her, but nonetheless agrees to stick up for herself a little more.

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Ikumi !! :’3cc she has a habit of clicking her tongue when she gets jealous lol.

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Megumi’s fav is Ikumi’s homemade ice cream !! she doesn’t make it much but it’s so creamy and good.

Ikumi really enjoys all of Megumi’s soups/stews !! warm and filling and perfect for a rainy/Winter day in.

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

both !!! they like facing each other, snuggled tight.

Are they hand holders?

kinda? they like holding hands for sure, but link arms a lot more.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

//vaguely nsfw

hmmm they’re about 20-21ish when Ikumi’s dad is kinda approving of Megumi alr and they’re in a peaceful time for their relationship !! Megumi is back at her ryokan helping out, and Ikumi visits her.

they share Megumi’s room for the night, which is pretty big, and there’s this Mood, and they get down to it !!

Who tops?

switch, depends on mood !! i actually headcanon neither have really high libidos, so they don’t sex much lolol

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

the first time they tried to take a selfie. the wrong angle, combined with an unstable hand, nervous smiles and ‘idk why its not taking the photo waIT IT IS -’ made for a pretty hilarious experience.

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

they do it together !!! catch em in the kitchen wearing matching aprons and cookin up the finest cuisine u can dream of.

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

both are, though Ikumi is more of a stickler for tidiness while Megumi can survive letting things pile up for a while.

Who proposes?

Megumi !! she pops the question immediately after Ikumi’s dad gives her the greenlight for their relationship !!

while driving them home that night she parks off the side of the road, a highway overlooking the ocean, takes out the engagement ring she’s had on her since forever, “i wanted this to be more romantic, but i just can’t wait anymore -” and she softly asks Ikumi to marry her and Ikumi sobs and nods and it’s perfect.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

together !!! they have a girl’s only slumber party with their close friends from Tootsuki lmao

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Souma is Megumi’s best man !! Takumi is Ikumi’s best man :”))) (they got along really well in the second year too, and keep in touch quite often)

Big Ceremony or Small?

...somewhere in the middle !! Ikumi’s family is fairly influential so the wedding is large scale to a certain amount, but Megumi stated that she’d prefer a more private wedding so they settled for close family and friends with a few trusted business associates.

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?

yup !!! they go to Venice, Italy ! Megumi has always wanted to go there so they decided to make it their honeymoon destination ! they have a splendid week there, and end it off having a great dinner party at the Trattoria, on Isami and Takumi’s invitation.

Do they have children? How many?

hmmm probably? i headcanon they adopt a 10yo girl and her 14yo brother, and they make a cute family !!

#shokugeki no soma #food wars #soutaku #ikumegu #yukihira souma #takumi aldini #ikumi mito #tadokoro megumi #shokugeki headcanons #inquiries #polar-stars

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imarkson · 8 years ago

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nah gurl, I'm listening, tell us about your crush!!

ffhdfjhas okay I’m gonna try and make it lik e not too long but I’m sOOOOoooooooooooooo draggy so I apologize in advance but like!! okay idk if u’ve read the other crush story but his code name is n1 so this is another (lmao issa hoe!) and he is called n2 nyways,, kk so school started 2 weeks ago (its currently the third week of school) and we have Thursday classes tgt so like we’ve had class tgt twice lulz but hes so cuteeee.. we’re currently teammates and on the first day I kept teasing him about his height LOL bc he’s like 1cm taller than me so he isn't all that tall. after our group ended up staying back to do homework together in the classroom and like during break he bought Milo nuggets so whilst doing our work I asked him if he was going to eat his snack and he was like “u can just take the whole thing” n bih I was shook bc idk I wouldn't give someone I just met my entire packet of milo nuggets um I'm a selfish bitch.. anyways ya so bla bla n we talked a lot and then the next week he bought milk tea during break and offered some to me and I was like oh okay thanks and then when we were back in class he was like “just take the whole cup” and when I was like omg no he told me that I shouldn't refuse things that are given to me lmaoooo okay so I took it (n ended up getting freaking sick bc he was recovering from a flu.. I like deadass had a nose that was running like tap water and the worst headache the next day sigh... oh oh and Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 just came out last Thursday and I really wanted to watch it bc I love chris pratt lol and I already asked all of my friends but they were all too busy over the weekends to watch with me so as a last resort I asked my groupmates if they could go and like they said they were busy but n2 said he could go on sunday so I was like omg okay but like eventually we got another guy to come with us for the movie on sunday and it was so fun omgggg the movie is so good wtf.... and um should I make a separate part for sunday its gotten so long.... k wtv but like we bought tickets for a 2.30pm movie and we were there at 1pm so we decided to just window shop so we went into h&m and all that. n theyre both boys right but they were super nice about following me into the shops I wanted to go to lmao it was cute.. so then I went into Lovisa (its a jewellery shop) and the other guy with us didn't want to enter it lololol bc he felt too awkward so he deadass stayed outside the entire time but n2 followed me in and while iwas going “omg so pretty omg so pretty” he was next to me agreeing n pointing out some stuff too dksjdjhfk it was so cute wtf... oh n when Justin Bieber started playing he was like “eh ur favourite singer!! wait is he ur favourite singer?” bc he remembered me saying I love Justin..... and then we went to VS bc I needed to get new perfume n I asked him to smell my fave scent and he was like “oh yeah!! I like this smell!!! the one the promoter sprayed made me dizzy but this one is nice” nd I was like ohh dab bitch!! oh fuck this is legit so long I'm so sorry please delete me I promise I wont talk about it anymore okay.. when we were lining up for popcorn Demi started playing like just the introduction of Confident came on and I started freaking out (bc if yall didn't know,, the one celebrity I love more than got7 is demi Lovato my actual queen) and he was like “oh confident?” I was so impressed he could name the song so quick omg... and during the trailers idk how but we started talking about FB and that somehow led to the fact that we both watched Boys Over Flowers (which is my all time fave drama yall know this) but I didn't think he would rmb much about it but um I was wrong... he named the main characters n we started discussing the scenes n he was so cute going “u know what made me angry!!!! when gu junpyo’s best friend kissed the girl!!! what the hell its ur best friends girl!!!” and just as I was about to bring up my fave scene, he brought it up first dfhjshdj the part where junpyo remembers jandi and went into the pool to save her omgggg I was like fucking smitten that he knew so much about bof... n then during the movie I was the only one who bought popcorn so he had to lean near me to take my popcorn n I was like !!! lol... AND THEN AT THE END OF THE DAY RIGHT,, I texted thank u to both of them for accompanying me and u know what the other guy texted me..... I'm gonna quote word for word “should have have just let u n n2 watch the movie! u guys look so cute tgt! (legit) I don't wanna be thirdwheel with u guys again” jfhdsfdkhsja fuckkk why did he say that idk bc now my hopes are high but I'm pretty sure ive established myself as a brochacho to n2 😭😭😭😭 and that is finally the end if u read the entire wow ily hahahahhahaah thanks for listening to me ramble.... u a true friend.. ( I just checked word count its almost at 1k words omg.. rlly to those that read,, true mvps)

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